What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

I told you it would happen

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Xzibit

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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