Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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banana

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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It smells like triangles in here.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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