- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

a man is running away

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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