- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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