Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Meow.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Anti Joke

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