what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Justin's hair

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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