A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Black people stink of shite!

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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You idiot.

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