What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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The person below me is weird.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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