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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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