- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

knock knock how there me ok come in

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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