what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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