sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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