What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Knock Knock Not Yet

You're*

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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