How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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