How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Tunechi

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Butt poop.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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