- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

knock knock get lost!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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