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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

hi bye

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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