im not as random as you think I- Potato

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you

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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what happens every day? People die

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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