- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

The joke below is absolute shit.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

PSN IS UP

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Knock knock. Racism.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

vaginas are pretty!!!!

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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