How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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