what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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