- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

i have an apple. now suck my dick

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Religion.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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