Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Religion.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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