- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Whats funnier than 24.....25

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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