- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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