whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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