roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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your mother hates you

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Anti Joke

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