- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Queens Park rangers

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

shauns beautiful

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

DESERT

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What comes after 23? 24.

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