- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Jaden McMichael

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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