- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Billy Cundiff.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

your mom died.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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