Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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