- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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