what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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kkk

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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