Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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