Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Knock knock. Come in.

Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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