- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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