- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

I ponder

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

knock knock how there me ok come in

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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