What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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