- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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