Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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yes... that's the joke

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Give me thumbs up!

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Thumbs this up

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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