- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

How much Is a free app on my market?

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Republicans

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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