Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

... i forgot the joke :p

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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