What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Life is an elephant, get married.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

baby seal walks into a club

A horse walks into a barn.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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