2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Women's sports.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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