What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

whats long and green? weed

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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