Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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