How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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An asian without a future.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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