- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Once upon a cross

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Chinese drivers.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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