Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Sorry boss

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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