- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

lol a man is drowning

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

I saw a poor man named rich

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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