What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Toaster

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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? I hate niiggers ?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Lil Wayne

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Anti Joke

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