A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Anti Joke

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