- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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