Knock Knock! Come in.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

feces

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Zach Barlow

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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