- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Neither does he.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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