- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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