Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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