- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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